1 00:00:01,660 --> 00:00:08,120 Dr. Sloan! Dr. Sloan? Dr. Sloan, are you there? 2 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:11,620 Leave me alone. You know he goes to work at 8 o'clock. 3 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:14,100 Dr. Sloan, don't touch me! Shut up! 4 00:00:16,220 --> 00:00:18,481 If you ever try this again, you're not gonna 5 00:00:18,493 --> 00:00:20,920 need a doctor, you're gonna need an undertaker. 6 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:16,190 You all right? I'm fine. 7 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,290 I'm sorry, I was thinking about something else. 8 00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:21,650 Oh, that thing is a menace. Are you kidding? That's safer than walking. 9 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:23,690 You mean safer than walking around here. 10 00:01:24,690 --> 00:01:29,010 Jesse, would you have a word with this man who refuses to give up his dangerous toy? 11 00:01:29,530 --> 00:01:32,410 A man's gotta have fun. That's exactly right. 12 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:34,749 Besides, it's the same as a car, it's no more nor 13 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,770 less dangerous than the person behind the wheel. 14 00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:39,190 Uh-huh. If you'll excuse me, I have to go on my rounds. 15 00:01:42,650 --> 00:01:45,590 Children. You're all just very tall children. 16 00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:47,670 Well, maybe not all of you. 17 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,600 Oh! 18 00:01:57,820 --> 00:01:58,820 Mark, don't worry. 19 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:01,960 I'm not the sort of person that's going to say, I told you so. 20 00:02:01,980 --> 00:02:03,660 You don't know how much I appreciate that. 21 00:02:03,780 --> 00:02:05,120 It's probably just a sprain. 22 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:06,580 No, I think it's broken. 23 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,740 Let's get him, uh, to radiology. 24 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:08,960 Sorry. 25 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:10,740 Let's go, we're gonna get some x-rays. 26 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:13,260 Like I said, it all depends on who's at the wheel, you know? 27 00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:14,380 Yeah, yeah. 28 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:26,780 How you feeling? 29 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:27,320 I'm rotten. 30 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:29,560 Yeah, well, a broken leg's a broken leg. 31 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,300 Oh, well, you're just a fount of wisdom this morning. 32 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,520 I was trying to cheer you up. 33 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:36,161 You know, the things you don't realize until you become a patient? 34 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,820 These mattresses are like cement slabs. 35 00:02:39,140 --> 00:02:42,020 And these pillows, it's like they're full of gravel or something. 36 00:02:42,021 --> 00:02:44,100 How is the leg itself feeling? 37 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:45,660 Broken. 38 00:02:46,140 --> 00:02:47,140 Good morning. 39 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,380 Time we tied on the old feed bag. 40 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,860 Hope your tummy's hungry today. 41 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,260 And doesn't that look simply scrumptious? 42 00:02:56,580 --> 00:02:59,860 Oh, yeah, perhaps it would if I spent the last ten years on Devil's Island. 43 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,220 Ooh, we're a little grumpy, aren't we? 44 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:03,260 We? 45 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,860 Unless you have a broken leg, there's no we in here. 46 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,160 Ooh. 47 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:09,340 You doctors are all alike. 48 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:12,340 You know, there's another cliché that we ought to bury. 49 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,880 They say the doctors are bad patients. 50 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,020 I'm a very good patient. 51 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:18,012 It doesn't mean that I'm gonna close my eyes 52 00:03:18,024 --> 00:03:19,780 to the shortcomings around this hospital. 53 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,336 What, do you have to be Houdini to open one of these things? 54 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,080 Here, here, let me, let me, let me, let me. 55 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:33,110 Later, Mark. 56 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:34,730 Get your rest. 57 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,440 It's just ridiculous the way they seal these things. 58 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:44,720 As if they're supposed to stand up to a nuclear blast. 59 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:49,820 Well, I guess the good news is, short of a nuclear blast, the day can't get any worse. 60 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:55,440 Oh, before I forget, Dr. Benjamin said it's time to schedule your annual colonoscopy. 61 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:01,980 What are you doing? 62 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,280 You know you're not allowed in patient records? 63 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,480 Shut down the computer. 64 00:04:23,110 --> 00:04:24,610 Would you like to check my father out? 65 00:04:24,611 --> 00:04:25,611 Name? 66 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:27,030 Mark Sloan. 67 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:31,750 I'm sorry, there's no Mark Sloan here. 68 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:33,050 What's Dr. Mark Sloan? 69 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:37,170 There's no Dr. Mark Sloan either. 70 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:39,370 How can that be? He works here. 71 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:40,770 Not according to our computer. 72 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:43,625 Oh, that's funny. I have an office on the 73 00:04:43,637 --> 00:04:45,730 second floor, southwest corner. You can go look. 74 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,050 That's simply not possible. 75 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:51,550 Well, maybe your computer's having a kind of a senior moment. 76 00:04:53,270 --> 00:04:54,270 Oh. 77 00:04:55,190 --> 00:04:56,770 I'm sorry, Dr. Sloan. 78 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:59,790 I thought you'd look familiar, but... 79 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:02,150 Sudi. 80 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:03,530 Beg pardon? 81 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:07,105 Believe me, Dr. Sloan, when I find out who is 82 00:05:07,117 --> 00:05:10,970 responsible for this, and I will, heads will roll. 83 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:31,970 Here you go. 84 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:33,370 Oh, thanks. 85 00:05:33,890 --> 00:05:35,470 Boy, isn't it a beautiful day? 86 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:37,010 Yeah. 87 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:39,310 Carefully you don't get a rep as a dirty old man. 88 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:43,750 It just so happens I am shooting a scene of the entire passing panorama. 89 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:46,130 Panorama like that, you can sell tickets. 90 00:05:47,850 --> 00:05:50,550 Listen, Dad, there's something I need to talk to you about. 91 00:05:50,770 --> 00:05:51,770 You know? 92 00:05:52,930 --> 00:05:54,250 What, are you expecting somebody? 93 00:05:54,370 --> 00:05:55,950 Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 94 00:05:55,951 --> 00:05:59,070 I, uh, thought it'd be a good idea if you had some home care assistance. 95 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:00,910 Oh, Dr. Baloney, I'll be fine. 96 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:03,106 Especially with the long hours I've been working. 97 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:07,110 Look, I am so happy to get out of that hospital and away from Nurse Sudi there. 98 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,790 And I'll be just fine. 99 00:06:09,010 --> 00:06:11,690 So I, uh, went to the agency and I interviewed some people. 100 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:13,958 Well, you could just send them right back where 101 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:15,790 they came from, because I don't need anybody. 102 00:06:22,790 --> 00:06:23,190 Dad? 103 00:06:23,410 --> 00:06:24,410 Yeah. 104 00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:26,730 Nurse Sudi. 105 00:06:27,230 --> 00:06:30,270 Oh, isn't this my lucky day? 106 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:35,330 My mother always said, every dark cloud has a silver lining. 107 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,030 What are you doing here? 108 00:06:37,070 --> 00:06:38,686 What happened to your job at the community general? 109 00:06:38,710 --> 00:06:39,990 I was terminated. 110 00:06:39,991 --> 00:06:40,991 You were fired. 111 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:43,210 She's the one that lost you in the computer system? 112 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:45,130 It was an honest mistake, really. 113 00:06:45,131 --> 00:06:46,451 I was going through your records. 114 00:06:46,630 --> 00:06:50,410 Well, I, I like to, you know, know everything I can about my patients. 115 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:51,950 Well, as they're checking out? 116 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,110 Well, you kept me so busy. 117 00:06:54,610 --> 00:06:58,050 I hadn't had a chance any sooner, and that awful Mrs. Trubnick. 118 00:06:58,390 --> 00:06:59,870 Oh, she just got me all rattled. 119 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:01,950 I accidentally pushed the delete button. 120 00:07:02,810 --> 00:07:04,790 When were you going through my records? 121 00:07:04,910 --> 00:07:06,310 What on earth did you want to find? 122 00:07:06,410 --> 00:07:11,430 Well, for instance, did you have someone at home, a wife, say, to look out for you? 123 00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:16,070 Otherwise, I was going to suggest you consider hiring a home care professional. 124 00:07:16,530 --> 00:07:17,610 And here she is. 125 00:07:17,810 --> 00:07:18,170 Yes! 126 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:20,890 Isn't it extraordinary how these things work out? 127 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:23,330 Oh, and that awful Mrs. Trubnick. 128 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:27,470 Tried to convince me you wanted me fired, but I knew that couldn't possibly be true. 129 00:07:27,570 --> 00:07:28,430 You're too much of a gentleman. 130 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:30,266 Oh, that coffee's the worst thing for you. 131 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:31,730 Let me make you a nice cup of tea. 132 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:34,350 All right. 133 00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:35,570 Here we go. 134 00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:36,470 Get her out of here. 135 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:37,070 I can't. 136 00:07:37,210 --> 00:07:38,210 If you don't, I will. 137 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,030 I don't think you want to. 138 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:39,710 Why not? 139 00:07:39,711 --> 00:07:42,970 She was threatening to sue community general for wrongful termination. 140 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:44,530 Ageism? 141 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:45,270 Ageism? 142 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:47,910 Her incompetence hasn't had anything to do with her age. 143 00:07:48,030 --> 00:07:50,270 She promised if I hired her, she'd drop the suit. 144 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:52,130 Water's on. 145 00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:56,250 Oh, I must say, Dr. Stone, you have a very nice home. 146 00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:57,010 Thank you. 147 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,210 Yes. 148 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:03,670 Isn't it amazing how much more they pay you doctors than they pay us nurses? 149 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:06,750 Well... Not that I object. 150 00:08:06,751 --> 00:08:07,270 No. 151 00:08:07,450 --> 00:08:10,600 When you realize how often doctors marry their 152 00:08:10,612 --> 00:08:14,130 nurses, well, I figure it all bounces out in the end. 153 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:14,610 Right? 154 00:08:15,090 --> 00:08:15,710 Absolutely. 155 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:18,730 This affinity of doctors for their nurses. 156 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:19,750 Oh. 157 00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:21,190 I mean, who? 158 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:23,090 Who could have more in common? 159 00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:27,930 Who could better understand the stress with which each must constantly cope? 160 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:34,750 Call me a goony bird, but somehow I'm getting a very strong feeling of kismet. 161 00:08:38,550 --> 00:08:40,610 Well, I can see I'm leaving on good hands. 162 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:42,070 We'll talk later. 163 00:08:43,170 --> 00:08:44,790 Let's just stay warm out here. 164 00:08:45,630 --> 00:08:46,630 All right? 165 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:51,540 Harriet, come on in. 166 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,000 Brought you some chicken soup. 167 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,360 Oh, you shouldn't have, but I love that chicken soup. 168 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:57,740 Hey, hey, hey. 169 00:08:57,820 --> 00:09:01,180 Oh, uh... Oh, Harriet, this is, uh, Sudie, my nurse. 170 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:04,000 Sudie, this is, uh, Harriet Flemlin, my neighbor. 171 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:05,980 Mrs. Flemlin? 172 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,340 Mrs. Flemlin, Carl Flemlin's wife. 173 00:09:08,341 --> 00:09:09,341 Oh. 174 00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:10,220 Huh. 175 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:11,540 Sit down, Harriet. 176 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,120 How's the leg? 177 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:16,440 Oh, she's doing okay. 178 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,060 And the nurse? 179 00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:19,820 Oh, don't ask. 180 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:23,120 So, how's the rehearsal coming for the Malibu musical? 181 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:23,740 Great. 182 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:24,840 Just great. 183 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:25,440 Hard work? 184 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:26,620 A little bit. 185 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:27,480 Want to sing one? 186 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:29,060 Yeah, I'd love to. 187 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:36,680 Okay, how about, uh... You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. 188 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:41,340 You make me happy when skies are gray. 189 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:46,740 You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. 190 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:51,400 Please don't take my sunshine away. 191 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:57,740 Sorry. 192 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:00,460 See ya. 193 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,040 Thanks for this too, Harriet. 194 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,900 What is that awful racket? 195 00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:06,420 That is my new neighbor. 196 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,280 Have you tried calling them to complain? 197 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:13,940 Well, I've called a few times to see what good it's done. 198 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,320 Have you tried calling the police? 199 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:17,860 Well, I don't want to call the police. 200 00:10:17,861 --> 00:10:19,420 I like to get along with my neighbors. 201 00:10:19,421 --> 00:10:20,540 Back home. 202 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:23,300 We have a name for people liking you. 203 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:24,460 Good neighbors? 204 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:25,900 Wussons. 205 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:33,940 We don't throw rocks in Malibu. 206 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,060 Too many glass houses. 207 00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:36,980 Be careful. 208 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,300 Here, let me help you. 209 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:39,420 Oh. 210 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:42,120 I can either be careful or let you help me, Siri. 211 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:46,900 Oh! 212 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:49,640 Hey, what's it gonna take to keep you away? 213 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:50,300 Barbed wire? 214 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,640 It's about your music. 215 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:52,300 What, what? 216 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:52,900 Not loud enough? 217 00:10:52,901 --> 00:10:56,120 As a matter of fact, it's so loud, I'm afraid it's gonna break my chandelier. 218 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,740 And I'm worried about the crystal sailfish at 219 00:10:58,752 --> 00:11:00,980 the top of the stairs of the china cabinet, 220 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,620 not to mention the baccarat buffalo and the master bath. 221 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:08,660 Hey, I'm counting to ten and you better be off my property or I'm calling my lawyers. 222 00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:09,820 Calvin, please. 223 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,096 Well, look, normally I wouldn't even be home this time. 224 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,476 But maybe you can see I broke my leg. 225 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,200 I'm sorry. 226 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:14,960 I'm so sorry. 227 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:18,460 Maybe we can turn the stereo down, at least until Dr. Slump's got to speak. 228 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:18,540 Hey, hey, hey. 229 00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:22,620 Look, no busybody's gonna tell me how loud I can play my music in my own house. 230 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,880 Oh! 231 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,520 Why do you have to be so rude to people? 232 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,400 What, are you taking his side now? 233 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,900 What, what, you got a thing for old guys? 234 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:36,220 Calvin, why do you have to treat people like that? 235 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,520 What does it get you? 236 00:11:37,521 --> 00:11:39,020 It gets me my own way. 237 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,800 And so long as I pay the bills around here, what I say goes. 238 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,980 You use money like it's a weapon. 239 00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:45,840 Why else have it? 240 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:47,440 It's the ultimate weapon. 241 00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:49,480 You can beat people to death with it. 242 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:53,060 And not only doesn't it leave any marks, but no one ever presses charges. 243 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:56,260 It's all about control for you, isn't it? 244 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:57,740 You're sick. 245 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,320 I'm leaving you. 246 00:11:59,420 --> 00:11:59,620 And what? 247 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:00,880 You heard me! 248 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:01,780 Okay? 249 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,960 I've had enough of this nightmare. 250 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,800 You're not going anywhere unless I say so. 251 00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:13,880 A woman like that just makes me want to puke. 252 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:14,740 Why? 253 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:15,660 She didn't do anything. 254 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,020 She was trying to be friendly. 255 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:21,300 If a woman like that didn't take up with a man like that, 256 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,580 a man like that would shape up in a hurry. 257 00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:32,400 I've always said that machismo in English just means showing off for the ladies. 258 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:33,580 Yeah, maybe you're right. 259 00:12:33,581 --> 00:12:35,020 No, maybe about it. 260 00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,460 I've never seen the attraction myself. 261 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,560 I go for the quiet, sensitive sort. 262 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,980 A man like you, Dr. Sloan. 263 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:44,660 Yeah. 264 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:47,040 The kind who doesn't need muscles. 265 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,560 Huge shoulders and big hairy chest. 266 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:51,020 That's more my cup of tea. 267 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:52,540 Thank you, Judy, I think. 268 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,540 The smile of an angel. 269 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,500 The eyes of a devil. 270 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:05,060 I bet you've cut a wide swath with the ladies. 271 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,800 No, not so wide, Judy. 272 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:08,960 It's not very much of a swath at all, really. 273 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:09,340 Oh. 274 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,860 A man who kisses and doesn't tell. 275 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,630 Well, you're a rare find. 276 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,080 Mark. 277 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,160 You know, I wish I knew what to do about that Mr. Laird over there. 278 00:13:23,161 --> 00:13:26,360 I keep thinking I've seen that smarmy face somewhere. 279 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,220 Well, you probably have if you watch any late-night television. 280 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,796 It's hard to miss all those infamers. 281 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:31,820 Calvin Laird. 282 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:34,200 He's the one with those stupid exercise videos. 283 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:37,585 That man has done more to ruin TV than laugh 284 00:13:37,597 --> 00:13:40,400 tracks and full house reruns put together. 285 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:41,260 That's the one. 286 00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:43,230 Calvin, size your way into a brand new body in 287 00:13:43,242 --> 00:13:45,180 three short months to double your money back. 288 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,000 Ugh. 289 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,520 Can you picture that jerk giving back a plugged nickel? 290 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,002 Bet if you read the small print you'll discover you have 291 00:13:53,014 --> 00:13:55,660 to wait until February 30th for those checks to go out. 292 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,720 Steve! Steve, come here! 293 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,100 What's the matter? Look. 294 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:11,060 What? 295 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,500 Right out there. 296 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:17,140 What am I looking at? 297 00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:20,480 That guy Laird. He came out with a duffel bag in that boat of his. 298 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,220 You sure it was Laird? 299 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,400 Well, 99% sure. 300 00:15:25,401 --> 00:15:28,520 And what? You're convinced, uh, there was a body in the bag? 301 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:29,940 99% convinced. 302 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,875 So, there's a guy, uh, maybe our noisy neighbor, 303 00:15:33,887 --> 00:15:37,360 going out to sea with a bag that might contain a body. 304 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,840 Yeah, I'm almost positive I saw a foot sticking out of there. 305 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,980 Let me know if you see any sea serpents. 306 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:56,900 Steve? 307 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:57,720 Steve? 308 00:15:58,180 --> 00:15:59,180 He's back. 309 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Look. 310 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,920 Looks like he was just fishing. 311 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,240 Using a duffel bag for bait. 312 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,476 Hey, the pictures, did you get them developed? 313 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,860 No, I'm heading over to the one-hour photo right now. 314 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:16,900 Good. You'll see. 315 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,500 There's the fisherman. 316 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:28,980 The old lady. 317 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,960 Natty gentleman. 318 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,400 Natty. 319 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,300 And there's the starlet. 320 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:39,160 No Gerald Ol' Neen. Just as I predicted. 321 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:43,336 You sure you're not just overreacting to this guy being a rotten neighbor? 322 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,720 Jesse, I know the difference between a pest and a murderer. 323 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:48,900 Well, why can you be so sure, Mark? You didn't actually see a body. 324 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:53,720 I have seen enough body bags in my time to know one when I see one. 325 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,460 And what's more, I know who the victim is. 326 00:16:55,461 --> 00:16:57,180 That nice Miss Baxter? 327 00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:57,800 Yes. 328 00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:58,280 Who? 329 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Laird's girlfriend. 330 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,780 I've been looking for her. She has not been jogging this morning. 331 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,020 And I know why. 332 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,100 Maybe she slept through her alone. 333 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,280 No. Not a chance. No. 334 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,420 These people are like clockwork, my regulars. 335 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,760 Your regulars? 336 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:14,220 Yeah, there's the older lady out there. 337 00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:17,920 And the fancy dressed gentleman who would like to meet him as too shy to speak. 338 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,880 The fisherman who does away with two six-packs before 10 a.m. 339 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:23,760 And the bikini girl. 340 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,840 And Geraldine Baxter. 341 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,740 Late Geraldine Baxter. 342 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:28,580 Hey. 343 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,960 There you go. 344 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:31,620 Oh, good. 345 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,600 Now you're gonna see what I'm talking about. 346 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,780 The mist was too bad. 347 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,200 You can barely make out the man, let alone the bag. 348 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:40,400 Oh, I know what I saw. 349 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,636 Yeah, between the lack of sleep and the pain 350 00:17:42,648 --> 00:17:44,316 pills, you can't be too certain of anything. 351 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:45,820 He's right. These photos are useless. 352 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,320 Oh, I wouldn't say that. Some of these are very good. 353 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,480 They're very artistic. 354 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,620 Reminiscent of the French impressionists. 355 00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:53,080 Yeah, I feel like fog. 356 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,320 Boy. 357 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,740 Just what Geraldine had jogged by and proved me wrong. 358 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,060 Dad? 359 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,080 What are you doing out here? 360 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,800 Listen. 361 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:18,700 What? 362 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:19,960 No music. 363 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:21,180 Dad. 364 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,760 And he's pulled his curtains. 365 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:24,780 Well, maybe he doesn't want to see you. 366 00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:27,597 You don't think it's a coincidence that Mr. Laird dumps a duffel 367 00:18:27,598 --> 00:18:30,300 bag in the ocean and his live-in girlfriend has disappeared? 368 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,216 You're not gonna give me a moment's peace, are you? 369 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,796 Well, we're the only ones that know about this. 370 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:35,296 If we don't take it into us, who's going to? 371 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,360 I don't know anything. 372 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,060 Well, you're a police detective, aren't you? 373 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,440 Why, go find out. 374 00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,280 I, uh, can't let this stuff dry up. 375 00:18:50,281 --> 00:18:51,840 Who'd you say you were again? 376 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,560 Steve Sloan. 377 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,980 Lieutenant Steve Sloan. 378 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,100 I live next door. 379 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,120 Oh, you're the annoying guy, son? 380 00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,740 I've been called worse. 381 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,160 You're a cop. 382 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,540 I'm with the LAPD. 383 00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:03,820 Well, let's see. 384 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,380 Uh, it's not the music. 385 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,880 It's not on. 386 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,720 What's your father's complaint this time? 387 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,160 You, uh, painting the place? 388 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,060 That's his complaint? 389 00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:15,140 Does Geraldine Baxter live here? 390 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,500 Yes. 391 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,560 May I speak with her? 392 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:21,140 She's not here. 393 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,920 She said she went to the Getty Museum. 394 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,400 When do you expect her? 395 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:27,036 I don't know. When she gets back, she gets back. 396 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:28,280 So you don't expect her? 397 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:32,280 I expect her. I'm just not holding dinner. 398 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,460 Should I tell her you called? 399 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,760 Please do. 400 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:41,850 Uh, by the way... 401 00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:45,510 You didn't happen to toss anything in the ocean this morning, did you? 402 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:46,630 Who are you? Columbo? 403 00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:48,130 What, you get me for littering? 404 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:49,410 No, Lieutenant. 405 00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:52,390 I did not throw something in the ocean this morning or any morning. 406 00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:54,886 When you go back and you report to your old man, 407 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:57,150 you tell him he better keep his nose out of my business. 408 00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:58,270 Or else. 409 00:19:58,950 --> 00:19:59,950 Or else? 410 00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:03,230 You care to be a little more specific, Mr. Laird? 411 00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:05,550 I leave the details to my lawyers. 412 00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:08,070 That figures. 413 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,980 Well, he doesn't strike me as the handyman type. 414 00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:21,660 He was the kind of guy that would hire somebody to do stuff for him 415 00:20:21,661 --> 00:20:23,800 and then yell at him for not doing it perfectly. 416 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,100 Well, he's no Ozzie Nelson, but for all the tough talk, 417 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,160 I'm not sure I'd buy him as a cold-blooded killer. 418 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:33,340 Dr. Sun, I hate to disagree with you, 419 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,827 but I think it's much more likely that the young 420 00:20:35,828 --> 00:20:38,440 woman simply came to her senses and took off. 421 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,400 Well, then what about the house painting? 422 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,740 What about it? 423 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:45,340 Why is the dollars to know unless the man never picked up a paintbrush till today? 424 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,920 Since when is painting a crime? 425 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,160 Have they gone and made wallpapering a felony? 426 00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:56,980 Is laying linoleum now a capital of pence? 427 00:20:57,860 --> 00:21:04,180 Well, guess I'll go cook dinner unless cooking is now illegal. 428 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,843 Steve, if it takes 50 years, you're gonna 429 00:21:07,855 --> 00:21:10,360 pay for inviting that woman into this house. 430 00:21:10,361 --> 00:21:12,240 I assume eating is still allowed. 431 00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:14,956 Have you heard about the search warrant? 432 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:15,980 It's not gonna happen. 433 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,760 Even an old drunk like Judge Harry Cooperman 434 00:21:18,761 --> 00:21:21,121 isn't gonna grant a search warrant on such flimsy evidence. 435 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,060 It's not even evidence, really. It's more like a hunch. 436 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:26,360 Your father's hunches aren't like regular hunches. 437 00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:29,700 It's more like he knows something. He just hasn't gotten around approving it yet. 438 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,200 Yeah. He got the instincts of a street cop. 439 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,740 And a first-rate diagnostician. 440 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,560 What do you think? You think that exercise meister really killed his girlfriend? 441 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:43,640 Maybe I'm prejudiced. He's the kind of other guys loathe at first sight. 442 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,480 I mean, is that good-looking? 443 00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:47,240 Not good-looking. Arrogant. 444 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,640 Uh-huh. 445 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,516 Good potato salad. You couldn't have made this. 446 00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:53,540 Uh-huh. 447 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,240 Mark, it's coming along fine. 448 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:03,060 For long, we'll be able to go out dancing together. 449 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,120 Well, so much for the good news. 450 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,740 The bad news is that Steve can't get a warrant to his first lawyer's house. 451 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,980 Well, I'm not surprised, Mark. You know. 452 00:22:11,981 --> 00:22:13,780 Well, I know. It's just my word. 453 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,040 Fortunately, I have an alternate plan. 454 00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:27,900 So, how did Architectural Monthly hear about my place? 455 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,280 We're photographing all of the houses on the beach. 456 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,380 It's part of our homes-by-the-shore issue. 457 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,096 And you've worked there how long? 458 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,160 Five years, but I've only been editor for two. 459 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,120 Jesse here, our photographer, has been with us since last June. 460 00:22:39,121 --> 00:22:41,400 I'm the one who convinced them to go to videotape. 461 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:44,340 See, we go around, we tape the entire house for the editorial board, 462 00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:46,516 then they decide which room they're gonna use for the layout. 463 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:46,900 Oh, yeah? 464 00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:49,220 I know a little something about video myself. 465 00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:50,300 So we've heard. 466 00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:52,319 We've figured anybody who surrounds himself with 467 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,820 such beautiful women must live in a beautiful house. 468 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,440 Personally, if I lived here, I probably would never wanna leave. 469 00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:00,900 Well, that could be arranged. 470 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,880 Fresh paint? 471 00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:05,920 Yeah. 472 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,480 You're painting the house? 473 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:08,660 Well, just this room. 474 00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:11,360 See, it gets the most sun, and the walls were really faded. 475 00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,360 You do very good work. 476 00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:14,660 That's all I've been told. 477 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,000 Speaking of which, you, uh, wanna check out the bedroom? 478 00:23:33,050 --> 00:23:34,050 Hey! 479 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:36,710 Steve! 480 00:23:36,990 --> 00:23:37,990 Steve, come here! 481 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,070 Five hundred homes for sale. 482 00:24:27,270 --> 00:24:29,810 I have to buy one right next door to the salon. 483 00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:32,770 Even if we weren't neighbors, I'm afraid you'd have to explain this. 484 00:24:34,170 --> 00:24:35,450 Santa Claus got mugged? 485 00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:38,730 It was filled with Geraldine Baxter's belongings. 486 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:39,910 I want an explanation. 487 00:24:40,090 --> 00:24:40,870 You have one? 488 00:24:41,070 --> 00:24:41,390 Sure. 489 00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:42,230 I lied. 490 00:24:42,430 --> 00:24:43,050 I did litter. 491 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,390 I threw Geraldine's stuff in the ocean, so sue me. 492 00:24:45,890 --> 00:24:47,306 You're gonna have to do better than that. 493 00:24:47,330 --> 00:24:48,570 Where is Miss Baxter? 494 00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:51,030 Your guess is as good as mine. 495 00:24:52,270 --> 00:24:54,030 How do you explain throwing away her belongings? 496 00:24:54,031 --> 00:24:56,130 She left, so I tossed her stuff out. 497 00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:58,170 You never did anything like that? 498 00:24:58,710 --> 00:25:00,190 Why'd you and Miss Baxter break up? 499 00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:02,430 It was a lot of different stuff. 500 00:25:02,970 --> 00:25:06,350 But the final straw, she told me, was how I treated your father. 501 00:25:07,170 --> 00:25:09,310 She said I was rude and patronizing. 502 00:25:10,670 --> 00:25:11,670 You love that? 503 00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:13,890 He comes over and bugs me. 504 00:25:14,350 --> 00:25:16,570 The next thing you know, she tells me I'm being rude. 505 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:18,870 So I said something back. 506 00:25:18,990 --> 00:25:19,990 Then she said something. 507 00:25:20,090 --> 00:25:20,950 Then I said something. 508 00:25:21,070 --> 00:25:23,130 Next thing you know, she's walking out the front door. 509 00:25:23,131 --> 00:25:24,330 Without her things. 510 00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:28,150 She said I should pack up her stuff and leave it outside. 511 00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:32,010 Come to think of it, that's exactly what I did. 512 00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:34,030 Why'd you deny throwing the bag in the ocean? 513 00:25:34,470 --> 00:25:36,070 Why'd you tell me she went to the Getty? 514 00:25:36,610 --> 00:25:38,770 Why would I want to talk about it if I didn't have to? 515 00:25:38,930 --> 00:25:39,990 Where do you think she is? 516 00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:42,650 Wherever the fishing's good. 517 00:25:43,330 --> 00:25:46,690 I'm sure Jerry's got her lines out right now, trolling for sugar daddies. 518 00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:51,370 Is that it? 519 00:25:51,570 --> 00:25:52,570 Yeah, that's it. 520 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,030 For now. 521 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:15,620 If Larry catches us here, he's gonna recognize us. 522 00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:18,116 Well, they say he hardly ever comes by anymore, and 523 00:26:18,128 --> 00:26:20,360 even if he does, big deal, we're not breaking the law. 524 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:22,456 I still think we should have worn disguises. 525 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:22,980 Like what? 526 00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:23,981 Excuse me. 527 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,880 The agency sent you over? 528 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,240 Yes. 529 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,260 Finally, some fresh blood. 530 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,440 Very pretty, cute body. 531 00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:34,440 She'll do. 532 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:36,620 Oh my God, Yvonne. 533 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000 He's perfect. 534 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,480 The body's good. 535 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,020 Well, I do try to keep myself in shape. 536 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,520 But there's something amiss here. 537 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,100 Maybe it's the hair. 538 00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:47,280 Something wrong with my hair? 539 00:26:47,281 --> 00:26:48,720 No, it's not the hair. 540 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:49,620 Oh, see? 541 00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:51,500 It's the face. 542 00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:52,560 The face? 543 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,200 Yeah, it's too cute. 544 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:55,440 Too cute. 545 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,999 Yeah, we're looking for a schloopy kind of guy. 546 00:26:58,011 --> 00:27:00,800 Comic relief, and you're much too cute to be that. Sorry. 547 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,640 Nice disguise. 548 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:09,002 One, two, make the turn. Feel the burn. 549 00:27:09,014 --> 00:27:14,540 Three, four, let it strain. Feel the pain. One, two. 550 00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:19,300 Say what you will about the man. He's done lovely things with his art deco lighting. 551 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,220 Oh, look at that version rock. 552 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,680 Oh, it wouldn't surprise me one little bit if it cost him $30,000. 553 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,140 I just love that candlestick on the mantel. 554 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,720 Oh. 555 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,420 That's it. 556 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,620 That is it. 557 00:27:37,660 --> 00:27:39,100 That's what's been bothering me. 558 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,560 You don't like it? I think it's lovely. 559 00:27:41,561 --> 00:27:44,821 Well, it's just lovely, but can you explain to me how Laird dropped that 560 00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:48,060 in the ocean two days ago, and it appears back on his mantle yesterday? 561 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,840 You're right. 562 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:51,840 It was in the duffel bag. 563 00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:55,700 So what kind of a guy is he? 564 00:27:56,340 --> 00:28:00,120 What can I say? He's your typical male, only a little more so. 565 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:01,980 And what does that mean? 566 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,920 You know, he takes advantage of who he is to hit on the models and dancers. 567 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,414 When men like that get into a business like 568 00:28:08,426 --> 00:28:10,540 this, I always think the money is secondary. 569 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:12,900 Is that how we met Geraldine? 570 00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:14,620 You know Jerry? 571 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,220 Only slightly, but enough to wonder why she'd move in with a man like Laird. 572 00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:22,580 I know what you mean. She's a real softy. 573 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,956 I tried to warn her that with Calvin, he plays 574 00:28:24,968 --> 00:28:26,980 strictly by his rules, or you don't play at all. 575 00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:29,400 Jerry plays for keeps. 576 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:31,080 He plays for trophies. 577 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,480 Well, I take it you didn't play with him. 578 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,494 Frankly, I thought about it, but I don't 579 00:28:38,506 --> 00:28:40,380 want to get into anything I can't get out of. 580 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:45,200 And from what I hear, Calvin figures only he gets to decide when it's over. 581 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,840 Hey, what is she doing here? Mr. Laird? 582 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,240 What's wrong? 583 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,940 Uh, the agency center. 584 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,360 No, no, no. The hell they did. 585 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,360 Who are you? What are you doing here? 586 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:11,740 What were you doing snooping around my house? 587 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,800 I better be going. 588 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,276 No, you're not going anywhere. I'll tell you, sir. 589 00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:18,060 Come back here! Get back! Let me go! Let me go! 590 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,920 You idiots! 591 00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:23,560 You're both fired! 592 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,540 The man was a complete control freak. I thought he was gonna kill me. 593 00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:32,669 If he barely knows you. Imagine how he reacted when 594 00:29:32,681 --> 00:29:34,780 Geraldine Baxter told him she'd had enough of him. 595 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,760 My dad found something on your video. 596 00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:39,177 The same time I was in a duffel bag, a certain 597 00:29:39,189 --> 00:29:41,460 brass candlestick was sitting on Mr. Laird's mantle. 598 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,800 It's like a game of clue. He killed her in the study with a candlestick. 599 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:47,681 Obviously, Mr. Laird put the second duffel bag in the water 600 00:29:47,693 --> 00:29:50,420 once he discovered my dad had seen him dispose of the first one. 601 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,198 All I had to do was make sure the second duffel bag 602 00:29:52,210 --> 00:29:53,860 would wash up on the beach where it could be found. 603 00:29:53,861 --> 00:29:56,011 I can't wait to see that snake explain how a 604 00:29:56,023 --> 00:29:58,480 candlestick can be in two places at the same time. 605 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,160 You and me both. I phoned him, but he wasn't home. 606 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,180 And just where do you think you're going? 607 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,736 I'm going to pay a call on our neighbor. 608 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:20,600 Yeah, well, he's not home. 609 00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:21,740 I know that. 610 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:24,460 Out of my way? 611 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,104 Why is it so important you go there? You're supposed to 612 00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:29,760 be convalescing, not tramping all over the neighborhood. 613 00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:31,849 Laird painted a room to hide a murder. 614 00:30:31,861 --> 00:30:35,040 I don't care how careful he was. He left a clue somewhere. 615 00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:36,220 What kind of clue? 616 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,480 Well, Wooden would assume that some blood was spilled. 617 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:41,244 And knowing that forensics can come up with almost anything these 618 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,576 days, he figured that soap and water didn't get it clean enough. 619 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,860 Fine. Just wait and report all this to your son. 620 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,700 Well, would you please step aside? 621 00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:52,765 If you insist on risking life and limb, then, as your 622 00:30:52,777 --> 00:30:56,200 health care professional, I insist on coming along. 623 00:30:56,201 --> 00:30:59,200 Thus dooming this endeavor to certain disaster. 624 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,841 I repeat, as your health care professional... All right, then. Have it your way. 625 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,160 You're fired. 626 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,280 Okay? 627 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,240 Now you're not my health care professional anymore, are you? 628 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,160 Mr. Laird? 629 00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:26,520 I have a very large bone to pick with you. 630 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:27,800 What do you want? 631 00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:30,400 I wish to lodge a complaint, Mr. Laird. 632 00:32:30,401 --> 00:32:33,920 As a longtime viewer of your commercials, I can't help 633 00:32:33,932 --> 00:32:37,660 noticing that you employ only the young and the gorgeous. 634 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:39,880 Good name for a soap opera. 635 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,098 Well, I can assure you, Mr. Laird, that you may find 636 00:32:43,110 --> 00:32:46,180 this a laughing matter, but I doubt if the FCC know. 637 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,020 I'm selling exercise videos for crying out loud. 638 00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:51,720 Who do you think I should hire? A bunch of lardos? 639 00:32:51,721 --> 00:32:53,481 I think you should look to your competition. 640 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:58,180 That nice boy, Richard Simmons, has all kinds of different people on his videos. 641 00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:01,880 Some young, some old, some fat, some not so fat. 642 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,756 Let's just say we're going after different markets. 643 00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:04,100 Obviously. 644 00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:06,860 He's going after people who wish to improve their health. 645 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,720 While you simply pander to voyeur. 646 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,400 Voyeur? 647 00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:26,748 As a healthcare professional, Mr. Laird, I think I know 648 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,540 the difference between exercise videos and pornography. 649 00:33:33,910 --> 00:33:35,670 Look, lady, just leave me alone, will you? 650 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,773 I think you should call your tapes sexercise videos, 651 00:33:38,785 --> 00:33:41,470 and I think you should be ashamed of yourself. 652 00:33:41,710 --> 00:33:43,470 Fine. Call the FCC. 653 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:46,870 However, don't blame me if they come after you with butterfly nets. 654 00:33:48,090 --> 00:33:50,150 Better butterfly nets than handcuffs. 655 00:33:52,290 --> 00:33:54,790 You forgot about the candlestick, didn't you? 656 00:33:57,150 --> 00:33:58,270 What candlestick? 657 00:33:58,630 --> 00:34:03,390 Oh, the magical one that manages to be in two places at one time. 658 00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:10,910 No matter how clever you murderers think you are, you inevitably slip up. 659 00:34:13,190 --> 00:34:14,530 What are you talking about? 660 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:18,350 I suppose that's for Dr. Sloan and the police to know, and you to find out. 661 00:34:18,351 --> 00:34:22,770 And by that time, it won't matter how many duffel bags you pull out of your hat. 662 00:34:26,490 --> 00:34:28,549 I don't know how many times people have 663 00:34:28,561 --> 00:34:30,950 contemplated killing you just to shut you up. 664 00:34:30,970 --> 00:34:32,650 Oh, oh, oh, oh, Mr. Laird. 665 00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:58,650 Thank you, Sudie. 666 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:00,170 It was a close one. 667 00:35:01,550 --> 00:35:03,050 Yes, I'd say it was. 668 00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:07,641 It's funny how men always seem to think that 669 00:35:07,653 --> 00:35:10,490 they can do everything better on their own. 670 00:35:10,690 --> 00:35:11,690 That's not so. 671 00:35:11,870 --> 00:35:12,210 Oh. 672 00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:14,710 Oh, it's not just you, Dr. Sloan. 673 00:35:14,790 --> 00:35:16,290 It's the entire male species. 674 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,770 I just don't want to put you in any danger. 675 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,510 No, that's what you say. 676 00:35:20,690 --> 00:35:25,290 But the fact is, men think women are generally superfluous. 677 00:35:25,470 --> 00:35:26,910 I myself blame the Bible. 678 00:35:27,410 --> 00:35:28,990 What's the Bible got to do with it? 679 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:32,676 You may have noticed that while God went to the bother 680 00:35:32,688 --> 00:35:36,230 of creating Adam, Eve was no more than an afterthought. 681 00:35:36,231 --> 00:35:41,170 A P.S., as it were, a mere footnote, if you will. 682 00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:45,133 Well, Sudie, on behalf of God and the entire 683 00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:47,890 male gender, may I offer you my apologies. 684 00:35:48,350 --> 00:35:49,350 You may. 685 00:35:50,530 --> 00:35:52,070 But what about my job? 686 00:35:54,910 --> 00:35:57,570 Apparently it slipped your mind, but you fired me. 687 00:35:57,770 --> 00:35:59,170 Okay, it goes without saying. 688 00:35:59,410 --> 00:36:00,410 I want you to stay. 689 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,410 Thank you. 690 00:36:05,570 --> 00:36:07,970 But tell me something, Dr. Sloan. 691 00:36:08,170 --> 00:36:08,430 What? 692 00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:13,407 How is it that so often it's the good things, 693 00:36:13,419 --> 00:36:18,250 the kind things, that have to go without saying? 694 00:36:21,170 --> 00:36:24,270 Well, I'll go start supper. 695 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,887 Would you care to explain how this could have been on your 696 00:36:58,899 --> 00:37:01,400 mantle at the same time it was floating around in the Pacific? 697 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,860 Surely you've heard of matching candlesticks, Lieutenant. 698 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,660 We bought these for each other on our one month anniversary. 699 00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:15,380 I'm afraid that was Geraldine's you found in the duffel bag. 700 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,760 I don't believe you. 701 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,920 Well, that's your prerogative. 702 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,430 Hell, I still don't believe George W. 703 00:37:21,442 --> 00:37:23,860 carried Florida, but I learned to live with it. 704 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,520 You went out and bought a duplicate. 705 00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:29,300 Gee, you know, if I were half as clever as you think I am, wouldn't I be rich? 706 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,120 Wait a second. 707 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,840 I am? 708 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,540 It must be my driver. 709 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,440 You taking a trip? 710 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,600 Gee, you don't miss a thing, do you? 711 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:41,760 Where are you going? 712 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,500 With your amazing gift for crime fiction, Lieutenant, why don't you tell me? 713 00:37:46,260 --> 00:37:50,020 Where would the murder suspect go if you were writing the story? 714 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,560 Paris? London? 715 00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:53,460 Mars? 716 00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:55,060 Lock up, won't you? 717 00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:01,780 So it's full in the coop. 718 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,020 And there's nothing I can do about it. 719 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,840 Forensics didn't find anything incriminating on the paint roller. 720 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,460 We even struck out with a candlestick. 721 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,180 Well, that's baloney. 722 00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:13,000 I mean, people just don't break up matching candlesticks. 723 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,200 Isn't that right? 724 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,400 Oh, right. 725 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,100 Then tell me where it came from. 726 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,640 I mean, Laird's no mind reader. 727 00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:21,120 There's no way he could know what we found on Jesse's video. 728 00:38:21,121 --> 00:38:25,380 Well, there is one way. 729 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,940 And it wasn't exactly guesswork. 730 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,140 No. 731 00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:31,480 I was frantic. 732 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,220 He was gonna find you in his house. 733 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,080 I had to come up with something fast. 734 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,560 I opened my mouth and it was the first thing that came out. 735 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,540 And now, he's gotten away. 736 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:43,800 All because of me. 737 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:49,700 No, no, it's all right, Sudie. 738 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,160 It's all right. 739 00:38:52,161 --> 00:38:53,340 I knew you'd understand. 740 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:56,920 Yvonne. 741 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,940 Gee, I never thought you'd come back after what happened last time. 742 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,480 Even after you left, Laird just kept ranting. 743 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,320 Lucky for you, he's not around today. 744 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,640 What did you do to him? 745 00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:08,220 It's a long story, but I knew he was going out of town. 746 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:09,580 Do you happen to know where? 747 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:10,220 Rio. 748 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,560 As in Rio de Janeiro? 749 00:39:11,820 --> 00:39:12,160 Yeah. 750 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,000 He said he heard about this hot new exercise gimmick down there, 751 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,240 called samba-sizing. 752 00:39:16,380 --> 00:39:17,500 You don't just sweat it off. 753 00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:18,580 You shake it off. 754 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:21,240 Cool, huh? 755 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,600 Very cool. 756 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,260 You do know what Brazil's famous for, don't you? 757 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:28,500 Coffee. 758 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,620 No extradition treaty with the United States. 759 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:32,560 Oh. 760 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,800 Coffee was a very good answer. 761 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:35,720 Very good. 762 00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:36,980 Thank you. 763 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,560 It's a good answer. 764 00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:42,020 Coffee. 765 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,120 Steve! 766 00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:01,820 Fire! 767 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:02,500 Fire! 768 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,560 Fire at the Laird! 769 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,080 Call 911. 770 00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:13,260 Sudi, you stay here. 771 00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:14,500 Not on your life! 772 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,960 My father was a fireman! 773 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,200 Let's go! 774 00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:25,100 Yes. 775 00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:28,860 I'd like to report a fire at 12487 Pacific Ridge Drive. 776 00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:29,980 That's right. 777 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:31,220 Thank you. 778 00:40:52,890 --> 00:40:53,690 I'm sorry. 779 00:40:53,691 --> 00:40:54,950 He's not in right now. 780 00:40:54,951 --> 00:40:56,710 If you care to leave a message... 781 00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:03,940 You started that fire? 782 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,260 Now, you see the trouble you've put me to? 783 00:41:06,261 --> 00:41:08,960 You know, it's hard to believe that someone like you... 784 00:41:08,961 --> 00:41:11,220 ...could ruin everything for someone like me. 785 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,700 If only you could've broken your neck instead of your leg. 786 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,120 Ah well. 787 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:18,480 Better late than never. 788 00:41:26,270 --> 00:41:27,270 Steve! 789 00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:29,290 Good work, folks. 790 00:41:29,390 --> 00:41:30,510 But we'll take it from here. 791 00:41:30,630 --> 00:41:31,270 Thank you. 792 00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:32,510 Is there anybody inside? 793 00:41:32,770 --> 00:41:33,770 No, the owner's away. 794 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,680 Go ahead and advance the line. 795 00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:50,681 All right! 796 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:58,060 Now I know why my dad enjoyed his work so much. 797 00:41:58,340 --> 00:41:59,980 Oh, I must look aside. 798 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:00,820 Oh! 799 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,320 Judy, you look fine. 800 00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:04,780 Oh. 801 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,760 Looks like somebody's been a busy boy. 802 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,280 Looks like they're coming along, rebuilding the Laird House. 803 00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:48,300 Can you imagine he started that fire just as a distraction so it could kill me? 804 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,960 The maniac could've burned down all of Malibu. 805 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,756 On the other hand, if he hadn't been more concerned in getting 806 00:42:53,768 --> 00:42:56,176 you than was saving himself, we might never have caught him. 807 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,940 That's true. He could've been samba-sizing in Brazil by now. 808 00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:04,380 Well, at least now he's gonna pay for killing Geraldine Baxter. 809 00:43:09,190 --> 00:43:10,190 Mark? 810 00:43:11,010 --> 00:43:12,010 Sudie! 811 00:43:12,070 --> 00:43:14,570 I-I thought you were back working at Community General. 812 00:43:14,670 --> 00:43:19,806 It was sweet of you to go to bat for me, but working here, 813 00:43:19,818 --> 00:43:24,610 with you, I found that I actually preferred home care. 814 00:43:24,611 --> 00:43:25,611 Oh, really? 815 00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:32,450 Yes, and so, when I found out that your neighbor, Mr. Flemlin, had broken his hip. 816 00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:35,790 Oh, you're-you're working the next door, huh? 817 00:43:36,270 --> 00:43:37,990 Yes. Isn't that wonderful? 818 00:43:38,270 --> 00:43:42,190 So for the foreseeable future, I will be just 20 yards away. 819 00:43:42,710 --> 00:43:44,790 But don't you be a stranger! 820 00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:46,930 Mark. 821 00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:56,750 Steve, could I have a word with you, please?